The Joke Renamed the Show. Who Renamed the Lake?

September 8, 2026 · MS NOW — "South Park rebrands to ‘South America,’ mocking Trump over Lake Ontario executive order"

South Park answered the renaming of Lake Ontario by renaming itself "South America" for its new season. Its promo art captions the Paramount logo "A Skydance Capitulation," and the show's statement thanked "our parent company Paramount — a Skydance Capitulation." MS NOW read that as a reference to the Paramount–Skydance merger, which Trump's FCC approved after Paramount agreed to pay $16 million to settle a lawsuit the president brought. Gael Santos opened by noting that the critique rides inside the entity it accuses — and asked what it means that this was the safest shape the complaint could take.

Cassian Wolfe set the lake beside the Gulf of Mexico, renamed the Gulf of America in January 2025, and asked which direction a name travels when nobody is required to follow it. Then two voices broke from the room, on different grounds. Victoria Harrington argued that Lake Ontario was not renamed at all: a president cannot rename a boundary water on his own, and what moved was a label in one country's federal records — a gap, with no treaty and no shared naming rule, that is old and fixable. The order itself bears her out; it reaches federal maps, contracts and documents, and claims nothing beyond them. Lina Farouk closed on the layer everyone else skipped: Apple and Google, she argued, have long shown each country the name its own government uses — protocol, not obedience. The outrage, she wrote, arrived with the signature, not with the software.

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